Hate is a catharsis. It is necessary for the human condition.
I invite you to join me in hating all things on this list. (And if you don't, you've obviously chosen to be a cretin and I hate you , too.)
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I hate it when this happens!
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People who choose to be cretins
Disney's It's a Small World
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Richard Gere
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People who misuse "hopefully"
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"Closure" - Join the campaign to make using this word a capital offence
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Pennies : What the hell do we need these useless
things for anyway? They just take up space and wear holes in your pocket. And anyone too stupid to be able to round off to the nearest nickel deserves to be shortchanged anyway. -
Fanatics. - I hate fanatics. They should all be killed.
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At the request of my seriously obsessed and deranged friend(?) Steve I am including spam in this list. If you want to send him unsolicited email about this you should click here .
- p.s. We've recently received a request to add people who talk in metaphors to this list. We're going to shoot this puppy over to the Committee of Hate so they can run it up the flagpole and see who salutes it.
