The Church of the Central Dogma

Tired of big impersonal religious institutions?

In these "post-millenium" days, spirituality has become more more important to many people. However, dissatisfaction with the industrial organized megainstitutions of traditional religion has made many of us uncomfortable. Why should our personal spirituality be subjugated to the whims and prejudices of various religious "leaders"?

Each of us is entitled to define our own spirituality and be his own religious leader, forsaking the false guidance of the traditional organized churches.

The Church of the Central Dogma, recognizing this need, believes that ordination as a religious leader should belong to everyman. Therefore, the Council of Elders of the Church of the Central Dogma offers the Sacrament of Ordination to anyone who wishes to take control of his own spirituality.

For a small love-offering of only $25 ($40 CAN) the Church of the Central Dogma will ordain you as a minister of the Church. You will also receive a handsome certificate suitable for framing and a wallet-sized identification card absolutely free.

Please contact the College of Ordination of the Church of the Central Dogma for further details.

Realize, however, that this is an important step in your spiritual development. Ordination includes not only all the legal rights which pertain thereto, but certain moral obligations. In some jurisdictions this may include tax advantages (render unto Caesar!).

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